Happy Friday!
Imagine your job is to clean Sean Combs's toilet before he sits on it. In a federal prison. For commissary credit. That's where we start this week, with an NBC News scoop that reads like a deleted scene from a prison drama, and the trip back to solitary that followed within a day.
Under the delicious curry chicken details, every story this week comes back to the strange economics of fame and who ends up paying for it. Diddy found that money keeps working behind bars. Pete Davidson found that dating into the Kardashian machine costs more than anyone warns you. Meghan is learning what it means when the boss stops picking up the phone. And two photographers in a white van outside a Cotswolds primary school are a reminder that the people who pay most are often the smallest.
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