I hope you had a great Halloween. Mine was spent in Provincetown dressed as The NewlyDeads with my husband, perfectly spooky right up until a deer leapt onto our car on a Cape Cod highway. We came through unscathed. The car did not. And apparently our insurance doesn’t cover New England wildlife, which feels like something they might have mentioned.
Until Death Do Us Part. Credit: Sam Waxman
So apologies for a slightly late Monday edition. I tapped most of it out on the drive home (in a rental), and it’s a good one (the edition, the rental was a Nissan): Dolly Parton’s secret $13 million memoir, Martha Stewart’s two-apology Halloween, my receipts on Kris Jenner and adult diapers, and why Jennifer Lawrence finally caved to Instagram. As always, these are stories that are true (always a good starting point), where I can show you what really happens behind the scenes and maybe what it says about the rest of us. Let me know if I live up to that.
In this edition we also cover:
